I am aware that my family has been called weird. Odd and abnormal have also been included. I am not really sure what that means because we seem pretty normal to me, but then I suppose I have never known any other way.
Money is not flowing freely shall we say, and even if it were I am not sure we would change that much. We save up for things that we want. Pray and work hard for the things we need and the rest we make up as we go along.
Let me explain. Crafting is a huge part of our lives. We make things from stuff that often others might not see a use for. Someone asked me the other day if I wanted people to know that I shopped at thrift stores. I had not even given it a second thought. I do not understand why recycling perfectly good items should be something to be ashamed of.
Now, on the crafting note, my middle daughter, Elyssa, is getting ready to go back to college in the Fall. She is the assistant to the Resident Director and they are making plans for the house. One thing is they are doing is having a Bible study once per week. The number of young ladies divided by two. Anyways, she is preparing for her group of women and wants to make something special for them: Follow the link for directions to Prayer Boxes
Once she decided on what she was making there was a slight problem. No little boxes for the project. She began to ask everyone in the family if they had any Altoids because she wanted the box when they were done. Papa was the last one to ask. It went something like this…
- “Papa, do you have any Altoids?”
- “Any what?”
- “Altoids. You know those little white mints that come in the tins.”
- “No, baby, I may have a cough drop in my room on the dresser.”
- “No, sir, I don’t need a cough drop. Was just wondering if you had those mints because I am trying to find some tins for a project.”
- “Well, I don’t have any, but I will share with you what I have, and I think there are some lemon cough drops.”
- “No thank you, Papa, I am fine.”
Well her search gleaned one tin. That obviously was not enough so next time someone went to the Mart store they picked up her 4 boxes of Altoids. Mind you that is a lot of mints. Now, because we are crazy like I said before, the running joke then became, “Have an Altoid.” Have a headache: Have an Altoid. Feeling sad: Have an Altoid. Hungry and supper is still cooking: Have an Altoid. Just for the record, there is usually a running joke at our house.
Next morning we were running late for an appointment. Everyone that was going was rushing to get ready and Papa was sitting at the table with a bunch of papers in front of him busily studying.
“This train is leaving now.” I said in train conductor style, “All aboard!”
Elyssa was at the end of the dining table where my Dad was and she sat her coffee down. “Man, I don’t even have time to brush my teeth,” she said.
“Well, have an Android,” her Papa replied, “And brush them when you get back.”
Yes, he said Android. Not Altoid, Android. Like a volcano erupting, laughter sprang from all of us. It was so funny. Once I composed myself, I respectfully explained to him his mistake. His face turned red and a big smile came across his face, “I think I just made it into the blog.” Needless to say now when we offer someone a curiously strong mint from a cute little tin we will ask, “Android?” No one may understand it, but I can guarantee it will stay with us forever.
Life is too short not to laugh a bit each day. If you do not find your family funny, maybe you can enjoy hearing about mine. Find something to make you laugh. To lighten your load. The Scriptures say in Proverbs 17:22 AMP, A happy heart is a good medicine and a joyful mind causes healing, but a broken spirit dries up the bones. I do not want to be dried up. I vote for laughter. I vote for smiles. I vote for healing.